Wednesday, March 23, 2011

April fool best funny sms messages

TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
hahaahaahaaa
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Worlds shortest jokes
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful  :-P
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…
Izzat,
Shohrat,
Daulat,
Aur Haan.
Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi. :-)
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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li
Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k
Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi. :-)
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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:
American: Sorry Man
Japan: Oh my god
Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya
Russia: Really bad
British: Its ok
Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.
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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam. :-)
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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.
Go, Went, Gone
Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.
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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?” :-)
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* some text missing *
Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.
* full text missing * :-)
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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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