April fool best funny sms messages

TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.

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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.