I Just Came To Say U

Bahir Aao,  I Am w8ing Outside Ur Home.

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My Name Is Beautiful wheatheR.
I Just Came To Say  U….!

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//= RIM JHUM.

Kabhi apni MAA ka

Agar chaahte ho
sada muskurana

Kabhi apni MAA ka
dil mat dukhana

Karo apni MAA ki
hamesha ghulaami

Noker banega
tmhara zamana

Gussa na krna apni
MAA se

muhabbat
se MAA ko bulana

khushi se apni MAA
ki har baat maano

jannat me tera
banega thikana

Chale gi asmano pe
tarif teri

kabi apna gussa na
MAA KO DIKHANA*
(I LOVE U MAA)

ap ks mood k shaks han

Apni brthdy ka munth btao m apko btaun ga k ap ks mood k shaks han.

Jan:Magror

Feb:mohabat karny wale

Mar:dil ka sache

apr: apni jan s b zyda pyar krne wale.

may: bohat gussy wale

jun: inteligent

July:Very nice.

Aug:romantic.

Spt: bewafa.

Oct: boht ziddi.

Nov: sensible.

Dec: Gud luking.

High Level Insult

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.

Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen

wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy:

ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat:

wo metha kam khati hongi.

Boy:

nahi,

Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

Cricket se jitna lagao hy

Ay

Musalman

Kash!

Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!

Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!

Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!

jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta

khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy

Nabi Kareem Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam ki shan mai gustakhi pr bhi krta h?

fazool sms to send krta hy kash! Ye b agey bhejta…

Koshish karna k

Koshish karna k

Zindagi me wo shakhs apko hamesha muskurata howa mile,

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Apko roz aieney me nazar atta hai.

ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir

ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
Nameplate da matlb aa…

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.

Sardar Ko Darr Lag Rha Hai

Sardar Ko Darr Lag Rha Hai
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai.
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Jalad: Tumhari Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?
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Sardar: Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakar Le…

Some People Drink Directly

Some People Drink Directly
Foreigner:: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years…

And he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink Directly from Bottle…!

Sardar Building sey Gir Gya

Sardar Building sey Gir Gya:

Doctor: He is dead…

Sardar Hosh Me Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.

Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!

Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai.

Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin

Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.

Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH…

Sardar Police station aya

Sardar Police station aya

aur bola:

Maino arrest kr lo

mien apni BVday sar te danda

maria ae

Police:

Wo mar gae kia??

Sardar:

Nae o te bach gae

hun meri khair nae

Sardar jokes

Aik dewar pe likha tha,

Kutta thook rha hai….

Pathan nay waheen par thooka or hans kar bola…

hahahhaa

Thooka hum nai Naam kutay ka aye ga..;-)

Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya

Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.

Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.

Sardaron k aik gang ne

Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi

Anokha Waqia

Blood bank loot lia gya.

A Tiger Killed a Sardar

A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

April fool best funny sms messages

TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.

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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.

* full text missing *

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

I Love You Kehne Ka Din

I Love You Kehne Ka Din

Ques: “I LOVE YOU” Kehne Ka Sab Se Behtar Din Konsa Hai?

Guess?

Simple
1st April

Agar Baat Ban Gai To Cool

Warna Keh Do

April Fool.
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My Engagement Ceremony
Asslam-o-Alaikum!

To All my Friends.
I’m going to Announce That
My Engagement
Ceremony is Gonna Be Conducted.
It Will be Great Pleasure Specially
For Me & My Family to Have You There.

1st April
Venue:
Chanab Club, Jhang.

Regards.
Abraham

Note: Year will be Decided Later on.
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31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter.

Wishing Very Happy,

Prosperous and Joyful.

Fool Day to the King of Fools.

April Fool SMS Messages

Today,

tomorrow

&

forever

there will be a heart

that would always beat 4 u.

You know Whose???

Yours own Stupid!!!

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Last night I Got a severe Headache.

I went to the Doctor.

He said that It would be cured

If I would send a SMS to some stupid person.

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If today anyone talks & praises your

1) good looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick him off.

How dare they fool you before April 1st.

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This love, is love, a love, good love, way love,

to love, keep love, an love, idiot love, busy love,

for love, 20 love, seconds love!

Now read it without the word love.”

HISTORY OF 23 MARCH 1940

“The people of Pakistan celebrate the 23rd of March, every year, with great zeal and enthusiasm, to commemorate the most outstanding achievement of the Muslims of South Asia who passed the historic Pakistan Resolution on this day at Lahore in 1940.”

FROM March 22 to March 24, 1940, the Quaid-i-Azam is presiding over the session while Chaudhry Khaliquzzaman is seconding the Resolution.All India Muslim League held its annual session at Minto Park, Lahore. This session proved to be historical.

On the first day of the session, Quaid-i-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah narrated the events of the last few months. In an extempore speech he presented his own solution of the Muslim problem. He said that the problem of India was not of an inter-communal nature, but manifestly an international one and must be treated as such.

To him the differences between Hindus and the Muslims were so great and so sharp that their union under one central government was full of serious risks. They belonged to two separate and distinct nations and therefore the only chance open was to allow them to have separate states.

In the words of Quaid-i-Azam: “Hindus and the Muslims belong to two different religions, philosophies, social customs and literature. They neither inter-marry nor inter-dine and, indeed, they belong to two different civilizations that are based mainly on conflicting ideas and conceptions. Their concepts on life and of life are different. It is quite clear that Hindus and Muslims derive their inspiration from different sources of history. They have different epics, different heroes and different episodes. Very often the hero of one is a foe of the other, and likewise, their victories and defeats overlap. To yoke together two such nations under a single state, one as a numerical minority and the other as a majority, must lead to growing discontent and final destruction of any fabric that may be so built up for the government of such a state”.

He further said, “Mussalmans are a nation according to any definition of nation. We wish our people to develop to the fullest spiritual, cultural, economic, social and political life in a way that we think best and in consonance with our own ideals and according to the genius of our people”.

On the basis of the above mentioned ideas of the QuaAt the All India Muslim League session, March 1940, Nawab Sir Shah Nawaz Mamdot presenting address of welcomeid, A. K. Fazl-ul-Haq, the then Chief Minister of Bengal, moved the historical resolution which has since come to be known as Lahore Resolution or Pakistan Resolution.

The Resolution declared: “No constitutional plan would be workable or acceptable to the Muslims unless geographical contiguous units are demarcated into regions which should be so constituted with such territorial readjustments as may be necessary. That the areas in which the Muslims are numerically in majority as in the North-Western and Eastern zones of India should be grouped to constitute independent states in which the constituent units shall be autonomous and sovereign”.

It further reads, “That adequate, effective and mandatory safeguards shall be specifically provided in the constitution for minorities in the units and in the regions for the protection of their religious, cultural, economic, political, administrative and other rights of the minorities, with their consultation. Arrangements thus should be made for the security of Muslims where they were in a minority”.

The Resolution repudiated the concept of United India and recommended the creation of an independent Muslim state consisting of Punjab, N. W. F. P., Sindh and Baluchistan in the northwest, and Bengal and Assam in the northeast.

The Resolution was seconded by Maulana Zafar Ali Khan from Punjab, Sardar Aurangzeb from the N. W. F. P., Sir Abdullah Haroon from Sindh, and Qazi Esa from Baluchistan, along with many others.

The Resolution was passed on March 24. It laid down only the principles, with the details left to be worked out at a future date. It was made a part of the All India Muslim League’s constitution in 1941. It was on the basis of this resolution that in 1946 the Muslim League decided to go for one state for the Muslims, instead of two.

Having passed the Pakistan Resolution, the Muslims of India changed their ultimate goal. Instead of seeking alliance with the Hindu community, they set out on a path whose destination was a separate homeland for the Muslims of India–with a great name of Pakistan.

Perspective

The background of Pakistan Resolution is that in 1937, provQuaid-i-Azam, Liaquat Ali Khan and Nawab Muhammad Iftikhar Hussain Khan of Mamdot at the Lahore Session, March 1940incial autonomy was introduced in the Sub-continent under the Government of India Act, 1935. The elections of 1937 provided the Congress with a majority in six provinces, where Congress governments were formed. This led to the political, social, economic and cultural suppression of the Muslims in the Congress ruled provinces.

The Congress contemptuously rejected the Muslim League’s offer of forming coalition ministries. The Muslims were subjected not only to physical attacks but injustice and discriminatory treatment as regards civil liberties, economic measures and employment and educational opportunities. The Congress Ministries introduced the Wardha scheme of education, the object of which was to de- Muslimise the Muslim youth and children.

According to British historian Reginald Coupland. “It was not only the Working Committee’s control of the Congress Ministries that showed that a’Congress Raj’ had been established. It was betrayed by the conduct and bearing of Congressmen. ..Many of them behaved as if they were a ruling caste, as if they owned the country .”

Mr. Ian Stephens, former editor of the newspaper’ Statesman ‘ and an eyewitness to the working of the Congress Ministries, says: “The effect of this simultaneously on many Muslim minds was of a lightning flash. What had before been but guessed at now leapt forth in horridly clear outline. The Congress, a Hindi-dominated body, was bent on the eventual absorption; Westem-style majority rult?, in an undivided sub- continent, could only mean the smaller community being swallowed by the larger.”

The animosity shown by the Hindus to the Muslim and their own experience of two-and-a-half year Congress rule strengthened the Muslims belief in their separate Nationality .The discriminatory attitude coupled with attempts by the Hindu dominated Congress to suppress the Muslims impelled the Muslims to finally demand a separate sovereign state for the Muslims.

However, the Muslim demand was violently opposed both by the British and the Hindus; and the Congress attitude towards the Muslims led to the hardening of the Muslims belief that only a separate homeland -Pakistan -can guarantee their freedom. This demand was put in black and white on 23rd March, 1940.

After adoption of the Pakistan Resolution, Quaid-e-Azam had a clear objective before him and he struggled hard to achieve it. In one of the meetings, he said: “We are a Nation of a hundred million and what is more, we are a Nation with our distinct culture and civilization, language and literature, art and architecture, legal laws and moral codes, customs and calendar, history and traditions, aptitudes and ambitions. In short, as Muslims we have our own distinctive outlook on life”. He further said that by all cannons of international laws, we are a nation.

In 1945, Quaid-e-Azam proclaimed that only Muslim League represented the Muslims, and proved it to the hilt during 1946 polls, winning 100 per cent seats at the Centre, and 80 per cent in the provinces. Nothing could have been more conclusive to shatter the Congress claim of being a national body. If the British had read the writing on the wall in this verdict, Pakistan could have come into existence two years earlier without bloodshed.

With his charismatic personal Quaid-e-Azam turned the drAt the All India Muslim League Working Committee, Lahore session, March 1940eam of a separate homeland into reality on 14th of August 1947. Ins of severe opposition, establishment of Pakistan, in such a short span of seven year surely an extra-ordinary achievement, which has no m in history.

On the eve of his departure Karachi from Delhi on August, 1947, Quaid-e-Azam a message to Hindustan, implored “The past must be buried and let us start afresh as two independent sovereign States of Hindustan and Pakistan. I wish Hindustan prosperity and peace.”

Even in his post-partition statements, the Quaid-e-Azam envisaged a relationship of peaceful co-existence with India. But, the eruption of war in Kashmir in 1947 created acrimony between India and Pakistan, which became more acute with the passage of time. While Pakistan has throughout been supporting a peaceful resolution of the Kashmir dispute, the Indian obstinacy led to three wars and scores of clashes, peace initiative took him to Agra. Kashmir problem is resolved to bedeviling the relations between Even after the failure of Agra the satisfaction of the parties to both the neighbouring countries.

Pakistan’s present leadership continues to subscribe to the policy of peaceful resolution of all disputes with India. Enumerating Pakistan’ s foreign policy parameters on 23rd June, 2000, General Pervez Musharraf stated: The war should be avoided through a potent deterrence and diplomacy, engaging India on the issue of Kashmir for bringing permanent peace in the region without compromising on sovereignty.

President Pervez Musharraf’s peace initiative took him to Agra. Even after the failure of Agra talks, he continued to persistently pursue his policy of peaceful resolution of all disputes with India. Reciprocating Pakistan President’s gesture, the ex-Indian Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee, during his visit to Srinagar in April last year, extended his hand of friendship towards Pakistan. A meeting between the two leaders, on the sidelines of SAARC Summit in Islamabad early this year, led to a barrage of confidence-building measures and Secretary-level talks.

Now there is need to ensure a quick forward movement to resolve the long simmering Kashmir dispute, which has been the main irritant and the bone of contention between

India and Pakistan. All contentious issues between the two countries would be automatically settled if the Kashmir problem is resolved to the satisfaction of the parties to the dispute.

In short, the commemoration of 23rd March is an expression of the whole nation’s resolute determination to preserve her independence and the Day’s celebrations are a reflection of this.●