ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir

ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
Nameplate da matlb aa…

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children.

Sardar Ko Darr Lag Rha Hai

Sardar Ko Darr Lag Rha Hai
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai.
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Jalad: Tumhari Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?
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Sardar: Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakar Le…

Some People Drink Directly

Some People Drink Directly
Foreigner:: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years…

And he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink Directly from Bottle…!

Sardar Building sey Gir Gya

Sardar Building sey Gir Gya:

Doctor: He is dead…

Sardar Hosh Me Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.

Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!

Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai.

Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin

Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.

Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH…

Sardar Police station aya

Sardar Police station aya

aur bola:

Maino arrest kr lo

mien apni BVday sar te danda

maria ae

Police:

Wo mar gae kia??

Sardar:

Nae o te bach gae

hun meri khair nae

Sardar jokes

Aik dewar pe likha tha,

Kutta thook rha hai….

Pathan nay waheen par thooka or hans kar bola…

hahahhaa

Thooka hum nai Naam kutay ka aye ga..;-)

Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya

Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.

Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.

Sardaron k aik gang ne

Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi

Anokha Waqia

Blood bank loot lia gya.

A Tiger Killed a Sardar

A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”